RAISING MY BOY (my Dear Husband)
The many joys and trials of raising my husband!
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Dinner Manners
*While at Dinner with Jimmy, I ordered a delicious raspberry lemonade. Considering it cost almost 4 bucks I prompted him to try it since he was the one who actually was going to pay for it. As soon as I gave it to him he blew bubbles with the straw for at least a minute. Really?
*We had plans to go to dinner with a friend and were watching a movie. Since we had reservations at 7 and it was oh, 6:50 I kept bugging Jimmy to turn off the T.V. and get ready. Considering I was full on pajama mode not but 10 minutes prior, this shouldn't be too hard of a task for him. After nagging him 3 times about it, I finally walked over to the T.V. and said (in my best mommy voice):
"Jimmy honey, it's time to get ready now. I gotta turn off the T.V. now cuz we have to leave. So please get ready. "
*Our dog recently broke his leg and has to be in his crate pretty much 100% of the time. One night while we were asleep, he managed to get his cone off and chewed at his bandages. Upon discovering this, Jimmy called the dog an ass hole and said something like " Well, if he keeps acting like this he is gonna lose his leg and it will be his fault." To which I replied: "Babe, he is an animal, he doesn't know any better, does he?" amazingly he had no response.
*My best Friend and I hang out a lot. So much so that Jimmy has nicknamed her my "other husband". We had plans to go to a concert and I was chatting on facebook with Jimmy about it, telling him I really wanted him to come with. "Aren't you going with your other husband?"
"Ya, so what does that have to do with anything. Why are you being such a baby lately? It's really unbecoming of you" I said
Jimmy responded with:
"Why are you being so whiny lately, its really unbecoming of you."
I ended the conversation by stating:
"Seriously? you are only calling me whiny cuz I called you a baby" Then I logged off.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
School Lunch Money
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Temper Tantrum
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Diaper Changing?!?!
Thursday, July 1, 2010
The Job chart
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Little Boy Summer Camp!
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Jimmy: God bless Sony Online Entertainment's free cocktail hour and God bless Iron Man!
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Kat : With all of the blessings you have given Iron Man already. I really don't think you need God's help!
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RIGHT, so that second post is some new nerd language for all I know because I can't understand one friggin' word of it. The fourth post "And here we go" is a quote from Batman! Mind you, this has all been in just 48 hours and that is even with me leaving some of it out! I almost didn't re-post that God Bless Iron man one because it is a little too embarrassing. He is quite obsessed with Iron Man- well War Machine rather- but that is a whole 'nother can of blog!
So obviously I have been home alone for the past few days, just me and our new dog Flynn (yes he is named after something having to do with the movie Tron). So right about now, you are probably thinking to yourself: "I bet she is sleeping like a dude when the baby is crying, since her hubby is outta town!" Yea- I was expecting the same thing! I have the bed all to myself, lights and T.V. off, curtains closed and just the right amount of down comforter to sheet ratio. I was certain this formula would ensure some serious sleep that only takes 30 minutes but feels more like 100 years. To my dismay, It was the worst nights sleep of my life! I was hot and then cold. I was uncomfortable, restless, sleepless, dreamless. I felt uneasy, kinda scared and lonely.
I guess that when momma gets a night off, at first she enjoys the break, but after a day or two you realize that part of you is missing and you just aren't right unless your amazing little boy is back where he belongs: Snoring like a gremlin right next to you.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Mean Mommy
Anyway, when I tell him that our disgusting-neighbor offending-yard comes before the lame podcast, he goes into this giant diatribe about how we couldn't get it all done in two days anyway and how we haven't gotten rid of the rocks and how there is still a cut down dead tree we need to deal with. And of course "we" means "me". He tried to rationalize by saying that geek show would only take 2 hours ( he started the argument